1. When I am on my deathbed and I reflect on my life, I will contemplate all the idle time, the time spent sitting on the couch eating Pop-Tarts and playing Skyrim, the time spent hanging out in bars swilling beer until the wee hours, the time frittered away on MetaFilter and Trailer Park Boys marathons. I will remember taking a whole week off work to drop acid in the woods. I will recall calling in sick just because I wanted to play with the new kitten all day. I will think back on a life of idleness, unproductivity, and outright indolence.

    And I will smile and whisper, “I. FUCKING. WON.
    — 

    BitterOldPunk (via frijole)

    Pass me a Pop-Tart…I love this. —Nobody

    (via buffleheadcabin)

     
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